Tuesday, September 27, 2016

ISML 2016: Reina Upsets Miyuki In Circlet Action

ISML 2016: Reina Upsets Miyuki In Circlet Action

By JR Salazar
Bedlam on Baltic Avenue
September 27, 2016

Match Day 4 of the 2016 International Saimoe League Emerald Period is in the books. In the Female Division, Shiro defeated Rikka Takanashi 1422-1242, Utaha Kasumigaoka rolled past Yuuki Konno 1478-1113, Yukino Yukinoshita whipped past Chiyo Sakura 1497-1179, Kongou sailed past Nadeko Sengoku 1313-1170, Illyuasviel von Einzbern routed Marika Tachibana 1599-1078, Shimakaze won a 1259-1224 thriller over Sora Kasugano, Rin Tosaka defeated Megumi Katou 1381-1296 and Yuri Nakamura gunned down Inori Yuzuriha 1428-1192.

In the Male Division, Korosensei crushed Rentarou Satomi 1398-906, Shizuo Heiwajima cruised past Rito Yuuki 1195-985, Izayoi Sakamaki prevailed over Gilgamesh 1207-1123, Gintoku Sakata trounched Ikki Kurogane 1276-929, Edward Elric won a 1135-1107 nailbiter over Yato, Ryuunosuke Akasaka whipped past Yuuji Sakai 1296-973, Saitama punched Kousei Arima 1309-1031 and Saika Totsuka annihilated Adlet Mayer 1525-702.

In Divine Circlet action, Reina Kousaka scored both the closest victory of the round and the Upset of the Round with a 1224-1207 scalp of Miyuki Shiba, while Eriri Sawamura Spencer clobbered Ayumi Otosaka 1400-1097.

Match Day 5 of the 2016 International Saimoe League Emerald Period is scheduled for September 28, 2016. Vote for your favorite candidates at InternationalSaimoe.com and join the ongoing debate.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Don't Phunk With My Heart


No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart
(Yeah)
No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart



I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)



Girl, you know you got me, got me
With your pistol shot me, shot me
And I’m here helplessly
In love and nothing can stop me
You can’t stop me cause once I start it
Can’t return me cause once you bought it
I’m coming baby, don’t got it (don’t make me wait)
So let’s be about it

No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart



Baby, have some trustin’, trustin’
When I come in lustin’, lustin’
Cause I bring you that comfort
I ain’t only here cause I want ya body
I want your mind too
Interestin’s what I find you
And I’m interested in the long haul
Come on girl (yee-haw)



I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)

No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart



Girl, you had me, once you kissed me
My love for you is not iffy
I always want you with me
I’ll play Bobby and you’ll play Whitney
If you smoke, I’ll smoke too
That’s how much I’m in love with you
Crazy is what crazy do
Crazy in love, I’m a crazy fool

No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart



Why are you so insecure
When you got passion and love her
You always claimin’ I’m a cheater
Think I’d up and go leave ya
For another seƱorita
You forgot that I need ya
You must’ve caught amnesia
That’s why you don’t believe
Well, yeah, check it out.



Don’t you worry ‘bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Don’t you worry ‘bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby



Baby girl, you make me feel
You know you make me feel so real
I love you more than sex appeal
(Cause you’re)
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl 
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl 
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl 
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl 

No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl 
No, no, no, no, don’t phunk with my heart 
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that girl



I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby)
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) 
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) 
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (in love, baby) 

Don’t you worry ‘bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby
Don’t you worry ‘bout a thing, baby
Cause you know you got me by a string, baby…